i was just standing, typing away at my reports, and i started hearing, um, moans coming off the computer, and so i looked over and THERE WERE NAKED PEOPLE doing things NAKED TOGETHER in their NAKEDNESS on the computer screen.
so i went in the laundry room, called another hotel from my cell phone, asked their worker what the heck i was supposed to do - she sent over our shuttle guy to act as my body guard, and then she told me that i could call the police, because apparently that counts as "incident exposure" and it's illegal to access adult sites from public computers (which the sign above the monitor says in large 18pt. bold font...and sir, if you can Google naked women, you can read the sign!)
the guy just kept looking at the screen, evern after Miguel came in through the door right next to him! siiiiick.
that was frickin' uncomfortable, and i am not checking out that guy's family!!
"I'm sorry ma'am, your husbad left you alone in bed at 2, and was down here watching porn for 2 hours...here is the number to the Kent County Police Department, you can call them to locate your bastard of a husband."
honestly...who looks at porn ON A PUBLIC COMPUTER while THE HOTEL WORKER IS STANDING RIGHT THERE?!
i, personally, had been fortunate enough to never have seen porn until tonight - i guess i knew that people watched it, but i've never actually considered the possiblity i'd be IN THE ROOM while it was going on.
i re-read my job discription.
this is not in it.